[Roscoe]
Tiny Japanese girl
You're my tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoebox, girl
I need to put my shoes away
They're gonna get all scuffed and bad
Why you in there, girl?
Doesn't even fit ya'
I mean, you're small
But you're not a midget, girl
[Evangeline]
But I'm tiny like a dormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even to see me
[Kandee]
I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
[All]
I'm far away
[Roscoe]
Well you are quite small
[Evangeline]
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
[Roscoe]
Tiny Japanese girl
When I've stood next to you
You make me feel so tall
Though I'm just five-foot-two
It's like I've stood on a wall
Or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small
So there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese girl
I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places
When you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love
'Cause it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart
I've seen you wheel it around
[Evangeline]
But I'm tiny like a dormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even to see me
[Kandee]
I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
[All]
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
[Evangeline]
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo