[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

[Hook]
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

[Verse 2]
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
Hey! Hey!